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---» opjke (opjke@Snoonet-0ri.hfa.g9qr86.IP) has Joined #techsupport

<opjke> Hi

<%Alexendoo> Hello

<opjke> I'm having a problem with my internet connection. Overtime I log on to my computer, the other device's internet connection stops working. If my parents are watching Netflix, right when I log on it starts buffering. I always have to go through network diagnostics each time I use my computer to connect to the internet, it never does it automatically

<opjke> *everytime

<@Kumorigoe> opjke, you have a combo modem/router?

<opjke> I don't think so

<opjke> We just have one router

<@Kumorigoe> Find out.

<opjke> How would I know?

<@Kumorigoe> What kind of Internet service do you have?

<opjke> Comcast

<@Kumorigoe> ...what *kind*. Cable, DSL, Fiber...

<+RoamingFox> tin can

<%NOC> If hes like everyone hes he should be cable with a gateway supplied device

<%NOC> they use arris

<opjke> Oh sorry...I have wireless internet

»» @Kumorigoe gives up

<@Kumorigoe> Someone else help him. I'm done.

And now, Electrical Engineering 101 with Cyberstein

Cyberstein: think of it like this

Cyberstein: when you have GND->TIP then a stereo jack shorts GND&RING when a mono plug is inserted

Cyberstein: so that shorting out tells the device that the mic is inserted

Cyberstein: when you place a stereo jack into that port it doesnt short

NetAdmin: lol

Cyberstein: and it thinks that ???? is happeneing

Cyberstein: and turns off your headphone port

NetAdmin: I love when you try to "dumb down" your replies/analogies.. they are always just as confusing to most peeps ;)

Din: ^

Din: TL;DR: Magic happens

RTFM

Theeyes (Theeyes@Snoonet-vkf.71k.jth6a2.IP) has joined

<Theeyes> I'm ready to turn on my comp with all the new parts but I don't know how to make sure the USB ports etc are good to go

<Kumorigoe> Theeyes, you'll install the motherboard drivers after you install the OS.

<Theeyes> @Kumorigoe how do I know that the USB slots etc are connected?

<Theeyes> I don't see any cable or anything I have to connect that like tol

<Kumorigoe> Theeyes, they're part of the motherboard, yes?

<Theeyes> No

<Theeyes> That part is separate from the mobo

<Kumorigoe> Front panel on the case?

<Theeyes> Like that slot that has like the audio jack USB etc isn't connected to the mobo in any way afaik

<Kumorigoe> Okay. Let's start from the beginning.

<Theeyes> No the back panel

<Kumorigoe> What mobo and what case?

<Theeyes> Not sure what the case is, I got it forever ago

<Kumorigoe> Theeyes, and what USB ports do you have that aren't part of the motherboard?

<Theeyes> Hmm I don't think I explained my predicament correctly

<Theeyes> The USB ports audio jack etc came on a panel that is not connected to the mobo

<Theeyes> Like I opened the box up and there was that panel and the mobo

<Theeyes> I'm not sure if the mobo is connected to that panel with the USB audio jack hdmi etc, how can I tell

<Kumorigoe> Is there a cord coming off the back of the panel?

<Theeyes> Nope

<Kumorigoe> According to the specs, there isn't a separate panel for that board. Please take a pic of what you're referring to and upload it to imgur, then link it here.

<Theeyes> http://imgur.com/MiDBT0B

<Kumorigoe> ...

<Kumorigoe> Theeyes, tell me something.

<Kumorigoe> How exactly is that not attached to the motherboard?

<Theeyes> It didn't come attached

<Kumorigoe> Bullshit.

<Theeyes> It didn't.

<Theeyes> I don't know what else to tell you

<Kumorigoe> Then pull them off the board and take a pic of that.

<Kumorigoe> Because the only way they weren't attached is if either you broke them off, or you got a busted ass returned board.

<Theeyes> Wait a minute I see the issue

<Kumorigoe> Oh?

<%Alexendoo> Are you talking about the metal shield or the ports themselves?

<Theeyes> The actual like cover was not attached

<Kumorigoe> ...............

<Theeyes> The actual stuff they plug into is part of the mobo

<Kumorigoe> That's the I/O shield...

* Kumorigoe gets a refill on his whiskey.

<Kumorigoe> Jesus.

<Theeyes> Why do you volunteer help if stuff like this gets on your nerves?

<Theeyes> It seems like this wasn't really a stupid issue. :/

<Kumorigoe> ...tell me this. Did you bother checking the manual that came with your motherboard?

<Kumorigoe> Because it would have told you what that was.

<Theeyes> No I didn't

<Kumorigoe> What a surprise.

<Kumorigoe> That book isn't there to weigh the box down.



<Kumorigoe> It has useful information in it.;

...wut?

<mp3nerd31> I was going to build a destop but I dont think its worth the money considering I am only going to be playing games

You know y'all look alike...

<Powerpointprojoe> I am in a hurry and need to make a kick donkey powerpoint

<Powerpointprojoe> which I present over a promethium board

<Kumorigoe> That's not a tech support issue.

<Powerpointprojoe> oh

<Powerpointprojoe> i sorta thought since tech= technology

<Powerpointprojoe> pretty broad term

<Powerpointprojoe> my bad

Uhh....what?

[Cine] My next book want power on I only had it 17 day and Walt want let ms

Weight problems

AdolfHimmler: corsair 500r spec says 7kg. means no part installed yet?

Eisenstein: what?

Brain: yes the tech specs of a case are without parts installed

AdolfHimmler: wtf that is heavy

AdolfHimmler: http://www.corsair.com/en/carbide-series-500r-mid-tower-case

Eisenstein: whoever said there was no such thing as a stupid question never met AdolfHimmler